what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
Spock! What the hell are those strange floating bright lights?? They just seemed to appear out of nowhere!
I cannot be certain captain, it seems impossible, but my readings indicate that they are creating an inter-dimensional rift in space and time which seems to be widening into -
GOOD GOD SPOCK MY EYESSSSSSS MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!